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標(biāo)題: 按摩小姐氣得移動公司老總吐血?。?！ [打印本頁]

作者: 恒光燈箱 時間: 2009-4-11 12:03
標(biāo)題: 按摩小姐氣得移動公司老總吐血?。。?br /> 本帖最后由恒光燈箱于 2009-4-11 12:29 編輯

轉(zhuǎn)載——————

按摩小姐氣得移動公司老總吐血?。?！

一天，某地移動老總加完夜班后想找個地方按摩放松放松，于是駕車去到一家桑拿按摩中心。
　　進(jìn)到按摩中心，移動老總選了一個最漂亮的按摩小姐，然后就跟著她往里走。
　　“老板，請問你是在大廳按摩還是到VIP包間按？是要普通服務(wù)還是移動貴賓服務(wù)？”按摩小姐聲音甜甜的問道。
　　“到VIP包間吧；要移動貴賓服務(wù)。”
　　于是按摩小姐把移動老總帶進(jìn)一間VIP包間里。
　　“老板，VIP包間要加收200塊小費，按我們的規(guī)定，請你先付小費我才能為你提供服務(wù)?！?br /> 　　“別的地方小費都沒有這么高噢？”移動老總問道。
　　“不好意思，你從別的地方消費轉(zhuǎn)過來到我們這里消費，這200塊小費就相當(dāng)于移動公司的“漫游費”，一點都不高的?！?　　移動老總一聽，雖然覺得這規(guī)矩有點特別，但心想這里的小姐不但非常懂禮貌而且比別的地方的小姐長得漂亮多了，規(guī)矩特別點也是當(dāng)然的，于是痛快的掏出兩張“紅牛”交給按摩小姐。
　　收下錢后，按摩小姐又問：“老板，請問你是要做普通按摩還是全套按摩？”
　　“全套的吧?！币苿永峡偞?。
　　“全套按摩要先交500塊基本消費費，麻煩你先把錢交了。”按摩小姐又說。
　　“這也太離譜了吧？”移動老總有點不痛快了；不過既然來了最后還是把錢交了。
　　收了錢后按摩小姐又問：“老板，請問你要不要先個洗澡？”
　　移動老總心想“錢都交了怎不洗呢？”于是說道“要洗?！?
　　“老板，請問你洗熱水還是冷水？”
　　“熱水?！?
　　“請你加付100塊熱水費?！卑茨π〗阌终f道。
　　“媽的，還有沒有王法了？”可氣歸氣，衣服都脫了能總不能不洗吧？移動老總無奈的交了錢。
　　“小姐，衛(wèi)生間里怎么黑糊糊的什么也看不見？你到是把燈開開呀?！?
　　“好的，馬上就為你開；不過請你先交100塊來電顯示費。”按摩小姐禮貌的回答。
　　“你們宰豬啊？”移動老總這下被氣壞了。
　　“你是我們尊敬的顧客，怎么能說是豬呢？老板你真幽默！”按摩小姐彬彬有禮道。
　　洗了一會兒，移動老總對按摩小姐說“有沒有沐浴露？”
　　“不好意思，沐浴露要另外收費的；不過我們在搞活動，香皂是免費的?！?br /> 　　“那就拿塊香皂來吧?！?br /> 　　兩分鐘后按摩小姐拿來一塊用去了好多的香皂。移動老總一看，生氣道：“你怎么能把別人用過的香皂拿來給我用？” 　　“不好意思，我們這里的香皂是隨意拿的，拿到那塊你就要用那塊。”
　　“這樣我不要用了。”
　　“那請你先付清這個月的香皂使用費共300塊?！卑茨π〗愫蜌獾恼f道。
　　“不是說免費的？怎么又要收費？”移動老總瞪大了眼睛。
　　“今晚是免費讓你使用，但下次的都是收費的?！?
　　“可我下次不會再來你們這里了，根本用不著你們的狗屁香皂，憑什么收我的錢？”
　　“我們這里規(guī)定使用香皂必須至少使用一個月，不按天計算。”
　　“**！比孫二娘的店還黑！”移動老總無奈的又交了300塊錢說“這回總該給我換快沒用過的香皂了吧？”
　　“抱歉，就用這塊吧；你見過移動用戶使用彩鈴業(yè)務(wù)的時候可以自己選擇使用哪一首彩鈴的嗎？”
　　沒辦法，雖然感覺別人用過了很惡心，可惡心也要用了——不然300塊錢就白花了。移動老總極度不爽地三兩下洗完了澡。　　“現(xiàn)在開始服務(wù)吧?！币苿永峡傁肟禳c完事離開這里了。
　　“好的，請你先交500塊服務(wù)費?！卑茨π〗慊卮稹?br /> 　　“剛才不上交了500塊了嗎？”移動老總怒問。
　　“那500塊是基本消費——相當(dāng)移動的月租費，你現(xiàn)在再交500塊才能得到服務(wù)?！卑茨π〗阌执?。
　　移動老總心想這地方?jīng)]法玩了還是快點走吧，于是就說：“算了、算了，我不要服務(wù)了；你把剛才的500塊退給我，我要走了?！?br /> 　　“你真的不要服務(wù)了嗎、真的要走嗎？”按摩小姐問。
　　“不走還留在這里讓你們當(dāng)豬宰??？快退錢給我。”移動老總已經(jīng)氣得兩眼冒火了。
　　“是這樣的，因為剛才前臺已經(jīng)開始記鐘了，所以那500塊不能再退給你；就象移動的卡一開通，月租費就不退了?！卑茨π〗隳托牡慕忉?。
　　“去他嗎的......”用了塊別人用過的香皂洗了個澡就花了1000多塊，這一刀被宰得也太狠、太窩囊了......移動老總徹底抓狂了，忿忿的穿上衣服頭也不抬就往外走。
　　誰知還沒走出門口，按摩小姐又說話了：“老板，請你先交了3000塊取消服務(wù)押金再走；三個月后可憑收據(jù)來這里我們給你退回?！?br /> 　　“我要走了，永遠(yuǎn)不來你們這里了；還要什么服務(wù)押金？”移動老總腦門直冒煙。
　　“不是‘服務(wù)押金’是‘取消服務(wù)押金’；你雖然說要走，但我們怎么知道你不會不會跑到其它包間去做按摩、又怎知道你改天會不會再來？所以我們要先收你3000塊‘取消服務(wù)押金’，要是三個月后發(fā)現(xiàn)你確實不在我們這里接受過服務(wù)，我們就會把押金退還你——這跟你到移動公司去銷號是一樣的。”
　　“老子就是不交，看你們還敢搶了老子不成？”移動老總是火冒三丈了。
　　“我們當(dāng)然不會搶你，不過你要是不辦理取消服務(wù)手續(xù)的話，以后每個月我們都要收取你500塊的按摩基本消費費?！卑茨π〗愣Y貌的回答。
　　“你們有本事找到我就去要吧。”堂堂移動老總什么場面沒見過，還能被你一個按摩小姐給嚇住了？于是移動老總頭也不回就走了出去。
　　剛剛走出按摩中心大門，剛才的那個按摩小姐又跟上來說道：“老板，前面你在我們這里開VIP包間的時候用身份證做了登記，現(xiàn)在你的資料以保存在我們的電腦里，如果你現(xiàn)在不辦理取消服務(wù)手續(xù)，那么以后每個月我們都會通過法院給你的公司寄去按摩欠費單；同時，我們的客服人員也將會不定期打電話到你家催交欠費的！”
　　移動老總聽完按摩小姐這話，頓時感到嗓眼一腥“哇”的一口鮮血噴口而出，接著兩眼一黑，撲通一聲倒在了按摩中心的大門外！

作者: 恒光燈箱 時間: 2009-4-11 12:28
部分內(nèi)容隱藏，大家覺得開心就頂一下吧！

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作者: 信德立電子 時間: 2009-4-17 14:07
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真是太有才了。好有意思。

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作者: x710918 時間: 2009-4-21 10:12
en ~hai ky ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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以其人之道還其人之身，美哉，美哉！

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作者: gerong 時間: 2009-4-29 23:50
服務(wù)到家了
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作者: yuwanyi 時間: 2009-4-30 01:37
以其人之道還其人之身，美哉，美哉！
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作者: 小兔子 時間: 2009-4-30 01:46
好非常好再加上聯(lián)通。

作者: a8512909 時間: 2009-4-30 08:11
非常好——本文來自〖www.www.isorzjg.com〗原帖地址：http://www.isorzjg.com/viewthread.php?tid=921&fromuid=925

作者: bswf 時間: 2009-5-3 10:52
本帖隱藏的內(nèi)容需要回復(fù)才可以瀏覽——本文來自〖www.www.isorzjg.com〗原帖地址：http://www.www.isorzjg.com/viewthread.php?tid=921&fromuid=450

作者: tcjsjxx 時間: 2009-5-4 17:46
確實很高笑啊,不過這也是移動的真實寫照呀.

作者: h3282 時間: 2009-5-5 13:35
老帖子了不過還是要支持——本文來自〖www.www.isorzjg.com〗原帖地址：http://www.www.isorzjg.com/viewthread.php?tid=921&fromuid=1392

作者: zxpzxq 時間: 2009-5-13 09:05
看過N次了。。。。。。。。。。。。。

作者: mzkn 時間: 2009-5-15 09:24
樂呵樂呵~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: 創(chuàng)業(yè)者 時間: 2009-5-16 23:51
很搞笑?。。。。。。。。。。?！

作者: 65721688 時間: 2009-5-17 23:38
{:1_144:}頂頂{:1_134:}{:1_134:}

作者: 夢夢 時間: 2009-5-23 17:00
哈哈........好笑{:1_145:}

作者: zgz2008 時間: 2009-5-23 17:27
[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m118,37 l120,37,121,38,122,38,122,39,125,39,128,42,131,43,133,44,135,44,136,45 e|********* m95,55 l139,55,152,56,164,57,173,57,178,58,182,58 e|********* m137,70 l137,71,136,72,136,84 e|********* m144,72 l145,72,145,76,144,76,143,78,142,78,141,79,141,81,139,81 e|********* m104,82 l104,88,105,88,107,90,108,92,108,93,110,97,112,98,112,103 e|********* m174,102 l175,102,175,114,174,116,173,117,173,118,165,122,164,122 e|********* m151,106 l152,106,152,107,154,107,156,109,156,111,157,113,157,116,150,116,146,114,145,114,145,109 e|********* m250,56 l268,56 e|********* m259,74 l263,75,269,77,277,79,278,80,279,80 e|********* m237,89 l239,89,242,90,246,92,250,93,256,96,261,98,270,98,275,99,279,100,281,100,281,94 e|********* m267,74 l267,107,263,113,261,115,259,116,258,118,252,124,248,126,246,128,244,129,235,129,234,128,234,127,232,125,230,121,227,119,224,114,220,108,218,106,216,100,215,99 215,96,214,95 e|********* m343,89 l342,90,342,91,341,94,340,96,338,98,336,99,333,102,330,104,329,106,326,109,322,111,322,112,319,112,319,113,318,114,317,114 e|********* m305,134 l305,135,304,135 e|********* m384,113 l384,114,383,114,382,115,378,121,374,124,370,128,365,132,361,135,358,137,356,138,355,138,354,140,351,140,348,143,347,143 e|********* m303,168 l303,169,301,169,301,170,298,170,295,172,289,175,284,176,277,178,269,181,262,183,257,184,250,185,244,186,238,188,236,188 e|********* m214,191 l219,191 e|********* m329,156 l331,156,331,155,332,155,332,152,329,152,329,153,328,153,328,155,327,156,327,158,332,158 e[/whitepad]

作者: 天符 時間: 2009-5-23 19:02
。。。。。。。。。搞笑哈哈·

作者: 網(wǎng)絡(luò)戰(zhàn)士888 時間: 2009-5-27 15:26
[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m70,28 l112,28,120,29,141,32,148,32,147,33,146,33,145,34,144,36,141,39,139,43,137,45,136,47,134,53,133,59,133,67,131,76,131,83,129,91,128,97,128,131 125,131,124,130,123,127,118,122,114,110,109,101,101,87,98,81,96,75,96,72,95,70,95,63,96,60,98,58,100,57 e|********* m196,27 l199,27,207,29,213,31,220,33,228,35,237,38,247,40,258,43,267,45,274,48,279,50,285,51,288,52,288,53,287,53,279,61,273,65,266,70,258,75,250,77 241,80,232,82,225,83,207,83,207,109,209,107,213,104,216,103,219,100,222,99,224,98,224,97,226,97,227,96,227,95,236,95,244,97,247,99,251,100,254,101 258,103,259,104,261,105,262,106,262,110,261,112,260,113,259,116,257,118,256,121,255,122,255,123,254,124,252,124,251,123,251,120,246,115,244,112,239,107,237,106 236,107,235,111,234,113,233,114,230,119,227,122,226,124,221,129,219,130,216,131,215,132,211,134,241,134,241,135,242,136,244,137,244,139,245,141,246,142,248,145 249,148,251,152,253,155,255,159,257,161,259,167,261,172,272,194 e[/whitepad]

作者: xiangzi12345678 時間: 2009-6-4 05:45
[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m9,55 l20,55,32,52,36,52,41,50,46,50,49,49,53,48,59,46,65,43,67,43,71,41,72,41,75,40,79,40,79,39,83,39 e|********* m55,21 l55,24,56,26,56,35,57,38,57,53,56,56,55,58,55,61,52,66,48,76,43,86,42,89,40,93,40,95,38,97,37,99,36,99,34,103,32,104,28,108 27,110,25,112,23,113,21,115,21,116,20,116,18,115,14,112 e|********* m43,79 l44,79,44,80,45,81,45,83,46,84,46,88,48,88,48,89 e|********* m44,65 l47,68,49,69,50,70,51,72,53,72,55,75,57,76,59,79,59,81,60,81,65,86,67,87,68,89,69,90,69,92,70,92,71,93,71,94,74,97,75,97 75,98,77,98,77,99,78,100,79,100,80,101,82,102,82,103,84,103,85,104,85,105,87,105,87,106,88,107,89,107,89,108,91,109,92,110,94,110,94,112 96,112,100,113,101,114,108,114,110,115,115,115 e|********* m129,48 l129,49,131,51,176,51,176,50,178,50,181,47,183,47,184,46,185,46,186,45,187,45,187,44 e|********* m156,19 l156,37,154,42,153,47,148,56,132,84,129,90,126,93,124,96,123,98,123,99,122,99 e|********* m149,78 l149,94,148,97,148,99,147,103,146,105,144,107,143,109,142,112,141,113,141,114,140,115,140,117,139,118,138,120,138,110 e|********* m154,68 l156,66,157,66,163,64,169,64,169,63,171,63,171,127 e|********* m146,89 l147,89,148,88,160,88 e|********* m148,100 l156,100,156,99,157,99,159,98,160,97,162,97,163,96,163,95 e|********* m202,71 l204,69,208,67,211,66,216,64,225,61,232,59,242,56,246,56,252,54,253,54,255,53,269,53 e|********* m251,29 l251,37,252,38,252,103,253,105,253,118,252,118,249,113,243,106 e|********* m251,58 l251,62,250,62,248,64,246,64,246,65,243,65,243,66,241,66,239,68,237,68,237,69,236,70,234,70,233,72,231,73,230,74,229,74,227,76,224,77,222,80 219,81,215,84,209,86,200,91,193,95,180,99 e|********* m301,58 l302,57,304,56,305,55,307,54,310,53,311,53,313,52,314,51,315,51,316,50,319,50,320,49,322,49,322,51,321,53,313,61,306,70,296,83,293,88,292,89 290,90,290,92,292,92,298,94,304,95,312,95,312,103,313,104,313,122,312,124,312,127,311,128,311,133,310,133,306,125,298,116 e[/whitepad]

作者: Laosan 時間: 2009-6-5 08:07
1# 恒光燈箱

作者: Laosan 時間: 2009-6-5 08:13
嘎嘎，不管什么時候看這篇文章都是捧腹，我在外地的一張卡沒有取消，結(jié)果昨天移動來信了，催繳話費，還有什么鳥毛滯納金...都TMD兩個月沒用了，又沒有欠費，憑什么要老子交錢？操！老子快崩潰了！上網(wǎng)找到了一篇移動到處封殺的“雄文”《剝移動的皮》，介紹了筆者怎么智斗移動的故事，非常精彩！因為文章太長了，不好發(fā)在這里，需要的兄弟加我QQ181157022

作者: 憧憬未來 時間: 2009-6-13 12:23
很寫實啊，我喜歡，比喻恰當(dāng)哈

作者: njf168 時間: 2009-6-29 19:40

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[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m84,83 l84,82,85,82,85,81,89,81,92,80,113,80,119,79,160,79,160,80,159,81,159,84,158,86,158,89,157,93,157,174,156,176,155,176,155,177,154,178,149,178 149,177,148,176,147,176,145,173,143,172,137,164,125,152,117,142,115,139,109,133,107,132,107,131,106,131,106,130,103,127,103,126,101,125,101,124,100,124,100,120 e|********* m172,68 l217,68,218,67,232,67,232,68,233,68,233,72,232,74,231,75,230,77,228,78,226,80,224,81,221,82,217,84,216,85,215,87,213,88,210,89,206,91,205,92 202,92,199,93,198,94,195,94,194,95,193,95,192,96,185,96,185,103,186,107,186,126,185,124,185,123,184,122,183,120,182,119,181,117 e|********* m186,114 l186,147,185,147,185,138 e|********* m189,104 l192,104,194,105,203,105,203,104,205,103,207,103,208,102,208,101,220,101,220,102,221,102,223,104,223,105,224,105,224,107,232,115,235,117,242,124,244,127,248,131 248,133,249,133,250,134,251,136,254,139,255,141,255,142,257,144,258,146,259,147,259,157,258,159,257,159,257,162,254,165,254,166,253,166,252,167,241,167,239,166 239,164,236,162,235,161,234,159,234,157,232,155 e|********* m216,135 l216,138,218,142,218,160,217,163,215,165,213,168,212,169,212,170,209,173,207,176,205,177,202,180,200,181,198,183,196,184,169,184,169,183 e|********* m226,175 l226,178,227,179,227,181,228,182,228,184,230,186,232,187,235,190,236,190,238,192,239,192,240,194,242,195,244,195,246,197,250,199 e[/whitepad]

作者: 東子 時間: 2010-3-25 11:57
好啊,太解氣了,哈哈 ,,,,,,

作者: ayshiyuan 時間: 2011-4-1 17:25
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作者: 劉建軍 時間: 2011-4-13 12:15
回復(fù) 1# 恒光燈箱

11好好的手機號，是看好吃vvhufjwsd

作者: 狂奔蝸牛哦 時間: 2011-12-28 18:59
標(biāo)題: 回帖是一種美德~~
回帖是一種美德~~
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作者: Tss 時間: 2013-5-17 14:00
哈哈，好搞笑啊，，，，，，

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哈哈太搞笑了以牙還牙啊

作者: kris 時間: 2014-11-19 11:14
為什么我還是新用戶~~~~~~~~~~~

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